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Guys i havent done anything about it yet sorry. Work has been crazy!!! Next week i will organise a date for early Julyish?

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Welcome. As a club SAUWA do several events from cruises to basic track days. Sign up and keep an eye on the members thread. If you want to do some competitive track days, check out: www.mcmotorsport.com.au www.nolimitevents.com www.classicrally.com.au just to name a few. Hope that helps

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Unfortunately with these cruises the organisers never know how many will come along. Last cruise i organiised i made 100 maps and had spares *shrugs* I would have guessed 140 would have been plenty lol

Cant believe this thread died. Had so much going for it.

I love how there is always 2 sides to a good story LOL

Why would you want to carry a knife? I think thats the main question. *shakes head in confusion*

Franz, you would be welcome to join in. No kerbs at AHG so you should be ok yeah? Sorry, couldnt help it!

Ryan, its all in the name of fun so experience is not everything. Any one can enter. You wont get the experience if you dont get out there and try. What are you doing May 20 in the afternoon?? If you can get off work that day, PM me

Hey guys just trying to guage the level of interest for an event that myself and my V8 driving mate have in mind. We propose to have 12 cars and drivers on each team to compete at AHG skid pan timed event to see which car really is better. To be an entrant you will need a car worthy of the challenge, a competition license, helmet , long sleeves etc etc. You will be able to drive any road registered car (full race cars not permitted). It is not a drift event, it is a timed event so we would only want entrants who will be going for the fastest times. We would like it to be a fun semi serious competition. I would imagine that cost per driver will be $80-90 and it will be an Afternoon event (12.30-4.30). So, who would be interested? Let me know if you are interested, and you have competition license (with out a CAMS or AASA license you will not be able to enter...please keep that in mind). Post any questions you have and ill see what i can do to answr them. Keep in mind that at this moment it is in the very early stages of planning so no date is set yet...i need to know we can get the numbers before we can go much further with it. Please dont whore the thread to much. Cheers Brad

Sounds like fun but common sense tells me to stay away from it

For a streetable set up, Tein SUperStreet are the way to go.

Incorrect.

Guys ill organise a date next week.

Ryan, come and do a few round of the MC Autotest. Its good fun!

I could try to organise a training event in June (pending the other commitee members approving). I can orgainse the day etc, but unfortunately we get the weather that we get. Interested?

It would normally cost $20 per wheel incl balancing. Just go to who ever is local to you. Any tyre shop can do it.

Sam, i have a set of coilovers that will suit the rex and are firm enough to slide with. They have only done about 4000km since new. I took them off the car as it was too uncomfortable to drive on the street. If your interested, PM me.

If we do one over the next few months, we do run the risk of it being a wet day. Does that put any one off?

My suggestion to you before the Mods shut you down, is either ask them to move this thread, or start one in the events sections Good luck with your cruise.

Check out www.mc.motorsport.com.au for their Calander. SAUWA will be doing a driver training in the near future. It will be offered to members only, so sign up and keep an eye out

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