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  1. Bony Church - Amazing Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction, and how about 70 kilometres east the capital of the Czech Republic, Prague, lies a small town called Sedlec. It might have been an ordinary enough town, if not for its extraordinary church. The inside of this church is decorated with artworks made of real human bones. The story begins in 1218, when a certain Abbot Henry made a pilgrimage to the holy land and brought back a jar full of soil from cemetery, which he spread over the Church. As a result the church came to be regarded as more sacred and turned into a popular burial spot. By 1318, more than 30,000 bodies were buried there and by 1511, it had become necessary to remove the older bones to make place for the new ones. These later became the material for the macabre creations. In 1870 a local woodcarver was hired by the Duke of Shwartzenberg to decorate the inside of the church with the human remains (approximately 40,000 sets of human bones). Now it is one of the most extraordinary church in the whole world.... Bony Church - isn't it morbidly amazing??? Attached are some of the pictures of this Bony Church - its simply astonishing
  2. u need to get your licensce before you can drive anything
  3. Latest bikinis for summer 2005
  4. Never complain about your boooooobs!
  5. Why i got fired... continued
  6. Why i got fired
  7. That'll buff right out.
  8. Can you do this?
  9. BERLIN, Germany: A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his g*nitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of g*nital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and p*nis for more than four days. The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a Time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his g*nitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings. Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans g*nitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.
  10. pictures of the week..
  11. Dog vs Porcupine Somewhere out there is a naked Porcupine. Inca apparently did not know when to quit when she encountered the porcupine on Victoria Day, May 23rd. These are the pictures the vet sent before the long (and expensive) procedure to remove the quills. She had thousands of quills, and her tongue was so covered, she could not close her mouth. It was pretty scary at first. She is doing okay now, but looks like a World War III survivor as they had to cut some out in places, stitched between her toes, and many quills bled on removal. There are still quills buried in her, but they should work their way out over time (I pulled four more today). She is on antibiotics and pain meds and thankfully is doing quite well.
  12. This is without a doubt the best ad I've seen in a long time!!!!!! www.bigad.com.au
  13. Australia is not for sissies
  14. Kiss my nose!
  15. Men's Swimsuit Calendar, hot stuff
  16. Anti Schapelle Campaign True or not true??? Read the emails below from the bottom up. Yup... But it was meant to go to Sydney but it didn't get taken out by the baggage handler so it came back.. -----Original Message----- From: Chris Saliba Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:35 AM To: Casey Kerr Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist So ya sayin she knew it was in her luggage on the way to Sydney -----Original Message----- From: Casey Kerr Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:30 AM To: Chris Saliba Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist Yup.. Also my boyfriend works with her cousin and my ex knows her.. They are one of the biggest drug dealers on the coast... And Sydney... The bag was meant to go to Sydney cause there other cousin works in Sydney airport baggage but got fired before they knew... But then again.. No one is really going to hear the true story!!! -----Original Message----- From: Chris Saliba Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:21 AM To: Casey Kerr Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist Casey, Is that Corby thing for real...Do u know this bloke???? _____ I was diggin through some stuff in my office last night and I came accross a cd with photos from xmas 2001. Look who happened to be joining in the festivites... yep Australia Most Infamous Boogie Boarder. Damn* I keep good company. Take Note: Photo 1 - Keep an eye out on the coffee table for some incriminating evidence (in fact I think I might submit this photo at her trial as Exhibit B... after the big f*ck off bag of we*d) Photo 2 - I think thats the same face she had on when they opened her bag up in Bali. DAMN*.
  17. This is Quality Hoff!
  18. The record was the first time it was ever attempted for the guiness book records. So now is the time to claim fame on a world record.. while it is still relistically achievable.
  19. The crowds will cum for a WORLD RECORD attempt (even if its unofficial). Build it and they will cum.
  20. If you can work your brakes so that only one front wheel locks it should crank it up in no time
  21. 64 is a shit load!!! But if any car can do it its got to be a R31
  22. I recon we can make a competition out of this... Fatz Drift Battle BBQ Burnout World Record Attempt!! Totally second hand information. But apparently last night on guiness records. Some aussie guy broke the record for most revolutions in a burnout. 54 revolutions. Amazingly he had to stop as his car overheated. It was a 2nd gear 4000rpm burnout. Now i recon someone could get pretty close to that mark... So i recon we should be promoting a unofficial burnout world record attempt for all the burnout competition contestants on the day:)
  23. Worlds Ugliest Dog
  24. Funny photos
  25. Boating european style
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