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PM Fatz and he can give you direct deposit details. He also lives at Padstow if thats not to far.

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Santa Letters

Westfield Bankstown Carpark

Merry Christmas

Dear Children, As a result of new Occupational Health and Safety legislation and the increasingly litigious society we live in, Santa James Clause (herein referred to as Santa) has engaged the services of high profile solicitors Nofunski & Partners to ensure he complies with all relevant legislation and also ensures the safety of his endangered reindeer and heritage listed sleigh, whilst also streamlining the Present Application (PA) process which will also provide a referenced archive of previous present consents. Please find attached a copy of the PA form that will need to filled out and submitted to Santa on or before December 24. Note that if you have been 'Naughty' during the year, you will need to submit the application 2 weeks earlier to enable the request to be publicly notified for a period of 14 days in order to provide members of the public the opportunity to submit an objection to the application should they feel presents are unwarranted. Forms that are late or not signed will not be accepted. Merry Christmas. Mr J Nofunski Nofunski & Partners

Newspaper a couple of weeks ago. A resident in the area saw a ball bouncingaround kind of strange like in the developments pond and when he went to investigate, it was a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth. The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate the ball and release the catfish. You wouldn't believe it if you didn't see the attached photos.

Christmas is coming

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next time you crave ice cream remember this.

Clever pictures

Funny La-La

Xmas funnies

Rudolf

Im sure you have all seen the ugly version of the dancing girl.... Here is the original photo and a few more reasons why you should never put your picture on the internet!!

This is gold!!!

10 Reasons why men become gay

Rare picture of Lion stalking giraffe

You call THAT an esky?!!

continued

Things that Make you say "WOW!!!!!!

Wouldn't life be devine

This is gold....

A man is like a deck of cards

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the groin. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin - in every way." The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it altogether; ...an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies,...... "Look at this, ...still in the CRATE!"