Kero

As a former wanker number plate owner i though this was piss funny. From 'The Chasers War on Everything', ABC Friday afternoons. The.Chasers.War.On.Wanker.Number.Plates.wmv

World Cup: Australia were...

Never accept candy from strangers

Why dogs would attack their owners.......

Jeans a bit tight perhaps?

WHO WANTS TO SHARE MY CORN FLAKES?

Tighten what??

Electronic Bubble Wrap (PowerPoint Game) antistress.zip

1000x's better with sound (PowerPoint Presentation) new_kenworth.zip

Flying Gonzo!! (PowerPoint Game) FlyingGonzo.zip Push the red button (PowerPoint Presentation) I_Like_You.zip

Only in AUS

Royal fart

Pete, make sure you include the two payments ive got for ya (not including myself).

Big Deck - Drew Carey Sketch (This is GOLD!!!) BigDeck.wmv

Subject: Child abuse.... Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age , Australia (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New South Wales State of Origin team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Planet size comparisons

RSPCA - PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE - adopt a cat

Just hope it doesn't happen........

New Ice-cream Craze in Japan

Beckham's resignation speech found in a German Hotel

Tanning

Wet Pussy

So, you think your clever !? - Here are some mind tests (OLDIES) 1. Read out loud the text inside the triangle below. More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........ if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice! Sorry, look again. 2. Next, let's play with some words. What do you see? In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ). You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion? This one is quite tricky! The word TEACH reflects as LEARN. You probably read the word ME in brown, but....... when you look through ME you will see YOU! 3. Alzheimers' Eye Test Count every " F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... HOW MANY ? THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. IF THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU GOT READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. Reason: The brain cannot process "OF". 4. O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

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Here is a pic of the track