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Jdfnq

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  1. me too.... work bored!!!!
  2. all yours
  3. yep.... bloody fridays....... I hate fridays..... everyone gets saturday off......... no...... not me......... saturday is my friday.......
  4. At work bored or At home bored?????
  5. this will be my 3rd xmas off in 13 years........... looking forward to getting sa-mashed this year gotta work boxing day though can already taste the hangover
  6. >>Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common? >>A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason >>Q. What is the height of optimism? >>A. An English batsman applying sunscreen. >>Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball >>almost always takes a wicket? >>A. A bat. >>Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman? >>A. An allrounder. >>Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones >>have over the rest of their team-mates? >>A. At least they can say they're not really English. >>Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick? >>A. Three runs in three balls. >>Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? >>A. A bowler. >>Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English >>batsmen? >>A. The walk back to the pavilion. >>Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad? >>A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. >>Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player? >>A. Because he was born in England. >>Q. What does "Ashes" stand for? >>A. Another Sad Horrific English Series. >>Q. What's the English version of LBW? >>A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. >>Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? >>A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
  7. Oh and if anyone is up this way for hols, be sure to pop in and say hi
  8. Ahhh Christmas....... Unfortunately I am one of those poor suckers that have to work thru xmas and new year.... Whilst everyone is holidaying I will be at work looking after all those who have holidays Gotta love the hospitality industry
  9. it hurts to think this early in the morning
  10. excited
  11. bloody work...... always getting in the way
  12. Welcome mate Good luck with all the mods..... it's an endless list get the missus to sell the VT and get a four door or even a stagea :sorcerer:
  13. is it this guy??? the_interview1.wmv
  14. does it happen often????
  15. that doesn't sound like much fun
  16. I would except that he has gone home and put me in charge
  17. work then drink
  18. I am gunna have to organise to get down that way when there is a few Sau events happening....... come down for a few weeks so that I can get a few different things in.......
  19. Problem is that I do get to see the day, even spend time out in it (in a friggin suit unfortunately) My hotel is on the inlet in cairns so I get to see the day a fair bit and being concierge I am driving cars and outside a fair bit....... not fun in a suit i'll give ya the tip
  20. another nice day up here in cairns..... shame i am stuck at work, be nice to go for a cruise up to the beaches.....
  21. morning
  22. Poms are all out Aust need 168 off 36 overs LOVE IT!!!!!!
  23. PusBuckets to drive though...... look the goods but as soon as the thing sees a corner it panicks and is all over the place..... pretty typical of the seppo cars though...... The Srt version goes like stink but
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