>>Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
>>A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
>>Q. What is the height of optimism?
>>A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
>>Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
>>almost always takes a wicket?
>>A. A bat.
>>Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
>>A. An allrounder.
>>Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones
>>have over the rest of their team-mates?
>>A. At least they can say they're not really English.
>>Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
>>A. Three runs in three balls.
>>Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
>>A. A bowler.
>>Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
>>batsmen?
>>A. The walk back to the pavilion.
>>Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
>>A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
>>Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
>>A. Because he was born in England.
>>Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
>>A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
>>Q. What's the English version of LBW?
>>A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
>>Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
>>A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.