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Stinky Rooster

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  1. I am not sure we can still be friends after this statement. Its so fkn wrong on so many levels. Plus, it was only invented to keep stoned jazz players happy, and if you have stoned jazz players as your go to, you have much bigger issues than WHY THE FCUK ARE YOU PUTTING MAPLE SYRUP ON FRIED CHICKEN YOU WIERDO
  2. You don't go anywhere in a hurry, but you go anywhere. Decided where the confederate flag is going yet?
  3. that's pretty fkn exciting. and probably due in no small part to those lunatics @ antilag. Onya guise!
  4. way to kill the thread Martin
  5. oh lawd I love the internets http://www.scottmorrison.com.au/ PM forgot to renew his domain, it has been bought out from under him and fkd with
  6. I actually ate raw fish for the first time a couple of weeks ago, it was farken tits! Sushia in Brookfield Plaza - solid tip for Japanese fine dining.
  7. damn skippy! You don't need to spend stupid money keeping your dog healthy, you just have to be smart. As for giant turds, the greyhound makes the dane look like she has the metabolism of a sloth on beta blockers. He may be skinny, but that boy can SHIT!!
  8. Dog farts you say? Try living with a great dane X who is recovering from a near fatal case of gastro. Even the son of rajab himself couldn't have forseen the nasal destruction being wreaked upon my house. I thought the vomit was the worst part, and I have never been so wrong in all my life
  9. greyhounds bro all the cool kids are doing it
  10. its pretty much the only way I can stop ze wimminz from molesting me. but hell, who can blame them? If I was a woman, I would def do me.
  11. I figured out what caused it, and put a stop to it almost 2 decades ago.
  12. Have dogs, not kids amiright?
  13. didn't your parents ever tell you? never stick your dick in crazy, bro
  14. Last time I saw Tab and Phil, HRH Princess Blossom Pops was about 12 weeks old. She is 7 now. They must be breeders by now!
  15. PHIL!!!! *brohugs* how the fck are ya son? Its actually been years!
  16. Mate, if you want to know true love, lock your dog and your mrs in a hot car for an hour. When you open the car, which one is happy to see you?
  17. No matter how bad shit gets, if your dog thinks your awesome then the rest of the world is wrong
  18. Can I get a show of hands from everyone who thinks I'm awesome...
  19. orly? my shirt is unbuttoned, and I am just up the west end.................... aaaand now my pants are off
  20. a DFO near the airport sure worked out well for Essendon, what could possibly go wrong? And personally, I think its best if Coreys kid gets used to his lurking habits asap
  21. Yeah, I never realized "sight hound" was way more than a nick name I also noticed last night the little bugger sleeps with his eyes open some times. He started running in his dream with little squeaks coming out of his nose, with his eyes wide fkn open. It was pretty damn creepy
  22. Yeah, my main fear is him doing a runner. I don't reckon my bike would even keep up with him when he drops the hammer. Going by the fact that his only real concern seems to be having at least 1 human in sight at all times is reassuring. Its got me stuffed how anyone could just keep these things in a cage and try to provoke their prey instincts.
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