Stinky Rooster

sup. Warning - don't let Hank into your lives, or this might happen. Meet mah new dawg, Cletus. Ex racing doggo with a sad and dark history. That look says "I have seen some shit...." and by the sounds of it, he def has.

lol nope one is way too narcissi and the other works in daycare (the greatest prophylaxis ever invented for pregnancy)

took 1 of the kids, and it was the first time in 14 years for me gonna make it 15 before the next one.

scarnon? I went to the royal show on sunday just to make sure I still hate it mission successful

Yeah but we know which one you are going for In other news, journalism done right http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2018-09-21/octopus-ecstasy-mdma-social-behaviour/10280706

I can imagine how excited you are, at the chance to get all those sweaty black mens' crotches right at face level

Also - menu suggestions. I read a piece on smoking koftas last night. Having never tried smoked lamb mince before, and knowing where there is currently a dead rosmary bush, I think this weekend I will be trying it out

I dunno mang, taking on someone willing to go out in the middle of nowhere to spit roast a whole hogget is pretty fkn hardcore. we did better veggies though

you NEED a sous vide bro I may never reverse sear any other way, ever again And I am keen AF to get the offset down there next year. The "set and forget" aspect is looking pretty damn attractive if we are going to do brisket. Plus, burnt ends!!!!

*shrugs* Hopefully they can fix it without bleeding you dry!

I gotta admit, I would almost blow Hank for his ribs.

few pics of the weekend for ya's

sup kunce we won "organizer's choice" which probably had a lot more to do with Hank blatantly bribing the officials with delicious bbq than anything else no idea where we were at the end, but that isn't really the point of lemons Hence the team that re-entered their silvia, fitted with a not-very-fresh RD28

A whole weekend of meat, charcoal and motorsports. I am like a kid at xmas with his first stiffy!!!! Oh, and 500 odd km on my bike!! the weekend starts NAOW!!!

and yet you chose a 300cc 2 stroke... O_O the last 300exc I rode was WAY more savage than mine. Was a lot more fun on the back wheel too. Main difference I could pick, was how much more comfy a big bike is at road speed. Watching the boss in the mirrors at 80kph was a show that should have come with a dinner

600cc or GTFO

Oh jeebuz, one of them..... I have personally seen 3 of them die mid ride now. Last one was my boss, he cooked the engine 50km from anywhere, and the only good thing about it, was pulling him out of there on the back of the bike he had relentlessly pulled the piss out of for 6 solid months. Keep a close eye on your service times, but I have heard that slow trail riding has killed more 300exc's than thrashing the guts out of them. Its the heat build up in the clutch apparently

What are you riding? I didn't even know you had a dirt bike. Imma be down your way on mine this coming weekend. You ever ride Collie? I has some epic "unfit old man" trails around them parts

IIRC it was an anniversary present

In honor of the current health of this thread, I present the buttplug used when embalming a corpse

dude duuuuuuuuuude........

someone let the smoke out

I still reckon the red bearded lurker could get it GTG with a few dabs from the arc welder

I approve these priorities. we need to get our menu sorted

that is my all-time fav run and I wont hear a word against it #badtradesmanblameshistools