Stinky Rooster

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Well, 12 hours into my first ever 24 hour sous vide adventure, and the meat looks exactly the same O_O so if I kill myself with food poisoning tonight, I want it on public record that the dog gets my playstation 4

Yeah I used to make it. First tip - don't trust any yeast that comes in a package with wort etc. Every time I did, I would get bugger all fizz in the bottle. Swapped it out for a behind the counter yeast from my local brew store and before I knew it, I had bottles exploding regularly Also - if you end up with an alcohol content above 10%, its best NOT to mix it with dark rum, no matter how much of a good idea it sounds... Lastly - buy a bottle washer. Trust me on this

Ordered a box of jamwood and a box of cherry from your mates at Flavourwood last night. Going to be a big weekend of dessert, as the mrs has an order from the blokes at my work for a massive cake, and I will be doing my dessert entry. My back patio is going to smell amazeballs

You should have seen the beef short ribs he served. I would wife him on those alone. Except he made my dog look fat

Yup So, I learned a thing today Turns out there is a sentence terminator called an Interobang, and its actually recognized by Websters as a valid way to end a sentence, and is usually to infer either a rhetorical question, or a question used as a statement. Actual composition is a combination of the question mark and the exclamation mark. Unicode for it is U+203D for any fellow word nuts that want to give it a crack

no he doesnt

Its damn hard not to throw your whole bank balance at that list, isn't it? and I promise to get fat enough for both of us

You can haz PM

Cant see FB at work, so link is no good, but you reckon you could grab an extra 2 packs of the necks for me? I will get Blossom's opinion of the secret butcher first before I go buck wild. OK if I fix you up for them on Sunday? I had Cape Grim for the first time a few weeks ago, and would def recommend. Pretty sure he stocks the grass fed stuff

Usually when you feel the shake in the wheel, its an unsprung issue (as in, wheel side of the springs, not car side) sprung weight issues are usually felt through the floor seat and pedals. So the first thing you need to do is take the car for a drive on a nice smooth road with the radio off, and pay close attention to what you can actually feel, so you can tell an expert clearly. In my experience what you describe sounds like a wheel or tyre out of balance, possibly even a wheel bearing (although you would see this immediately when doing an alignment) Stick your head into the back of the wheel, and see if you can find any evidence of wheel weights not being where they should be.

damn fine excuse for a 30 bottom end, I reckon

Mondo's?? You know sweetbreads aren't actually sweet, right?

LOL I have too much fkn grass. If you like I can bring some with me Sunday would probably be bettterer for me

you aren't going to steal my idea I hope. I don't have much on this weekend either. Reckon Hank could handle a house guest? Still haven't seen the offset in action.

they not coming back to Perth? One of the loinspawn was there when ghostface went to the sammich shop. Apparently it was off chops. Still not enough to make me want to go to Sydney though

Jeez mang that sucks Whats the job market like in your sector atm? There is always mining....

Fark dude. I know a pretty good auto sparky...... In the words of the great sage of our time, Kevin Bloody Wilson "...if you say you don't, your a liar, and a fool if you say that you do...." waaay sweeter than you expected, amiright?

lol yo mamma joke of the week yo mamma so classless, she's a Marxist utopia

how goes the newly minted loinspawn? Getting much sleep? My youngest came over to dinner to display her first tattoo last night. I actually quite liked it

That looks expensive. what went pop?

Your dog, and his ability to expose his cawk in 99% of the photos taken of him, shall remain an inspiration to us all

Dunno Paint me like of of your French girls!!!

That reminds me - we need to plan another playdate for our boofheads. We have a brand spanking new dog park just behind us now, with 3 separate fenced off leash areas. Every time I take HRH Princess Blossom Pops down there, everyone else bails to one of the other areas and we end up by ourselves - its fkn awesome

I knew a vegan once. Dude would NOT stop playing with himself I think it made him a non-dairy creamer

lulz The new bloke from Tasmania who started here last week called the boss this morning to tell him he was sick and couldn't come to work. The boss told him "Mate, we are flat out here, and really need your input on this quote. How sick are you?" Tasmanian mate replies - "Well, I am in bed with my sister..."