Making De Love
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The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my
girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
floatsa 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and
zen ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12
inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shaggin my missus, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick
on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the bloody roof.