nakedterror

I dunno about anyone else here, but I rarely leave my car where that could happen..

well I'm Mr Plow and I'm here to say, I'm the ploughingest guy in the usa... I've got a big plow and I move a lot of things just like your cow.. if you have one

I saw the guy at promech determine that a car had overheated due to having run very low on coolant. He went to a tap, filled a watering can with COLD water and proceeded to fill the car up. When the car wouldn't start he immediately determined that it must have a cracked head due to overheating umm... couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that you just poured cold water into an overheated engine could it? Turns out the car had just gone into limp home mode, when it cooled down, it started fine luckily for the owner.

with the added advantage of saving you a fortune at dinner parties - assuming your guests have good taste, it will put them off their food - thus leaving you with a weeks worth of food...

I am in tears here.... damn stoopid c0ck!

ARGH - now MY c0ck isn't working properly - CAREFUL PEOPLE, it's CATCHING!

hahah, well look who's getting a bit ****y!!

bwahahaha, Danny's gettin' worked up again cos the c0ck just won't work for him - but I hear that's not unusual Danny LOVES the c0ck!

I am buying on behalf of someone else, either it's for sale or it's not, if you wanna sell it pm me.

how much?

thanks for everyone who called, I have found an owner for him thankfully!

Hi Guys, Shadow is a beautiful 4yo, undesexed male Alaskan Malamute. He has a beautiful temperament and is very friendly and boisterous. If you know about Malamutes then you'll know what they're about. I had him until early this year when I let him go to a new owner in Sydney. Unfortunately for various reasons he is unable to keep him and we URGENTLY need to find him a new home. I can supply a bed, the owner has collar, leads, dishes etc. He is microchipped. He has a certificate of pedigree - he is purebred with us and uk bloodlines. He has beautiful markings. PLEASE, if you know someone looking for a dog, pass this on. There are certain prerequisites for taking him however - I will discuss these with anyone who is interested in taking him. You can get detailed information on the breed from http://www.users.bigpond.com/amcv/ Guys, it is absolutely urgent that I find a new home for him - He is free to a good home - Purebred malamutes of Shadows quality cost $800-$1k as a puppy. Please call me on 0401226688 and if I don't answer, please leave a message on my voicemail. I after 3 today I won't be able to check back here for a few days due to an interstate trip. He is currently in Sydney but can be bought to Melbourne for the right owner Please help, this is a desperate situation. Regards Aaron (how can you say no to this face?!)

hahahahahahahaha methinks she was f**king with you dude!

oh oh oh, I know the answer to that one Danny!

/me nods stupidly ssooooo, how's about that.. local.. umm.. sporting club?

do you mean it? or are you just patronising me?

ah gardammit.. now I have to agree with you again

so intuitive.. so damn intuitive... no wonder I want to be like you.. except for the bit where you drive an R33 GTST cos you know, that's where I draw the line

you think I try to be like this? You think I enjoy it? YOU TRY LIVING MY LIFE DAMN YOU!

I'm thinking Faith from Buffy, anyone else thinking that?!

cool, bad guys get the bad girls and bad girls rule

do tell...

"We regret to inform you that you have been unsuccesful in your application of Marketing Manager for our company. The standard of applicant was very high and we feel that your unique talents leave you slightly over qualified for this position. We will, however, keep you on our files in case a role becomes available in the future. We gave you a false address so please don't bother seeking revenge. Regards nakedterror P.I.M.P.I.N P/L

erm... "wtd - marketing manager Professional reqirements ability to market our services without "advertising" them If you don't understand, don't apply

but the good thing is, when people ask you what you do - you can say either "human resources" or "recruitment"