lilmike86

hehe, she threatened to kill herself if i left her (we were together for 2 yrs) so i told her to do it and send me a photo, then walked out. she's screwed my best friend (now ex-friend) the day after meh, shit happens

no job to go to yet. should prob have a look around. ignorant fat moles that work for me. this is her 3rd sick day in three weeks. i'm just gonna fire her soon, giving me the shits.

besides the ferrari and claudia schiffer, that sounds just like high school to me, no kidding my ex from back then actually expected those things of me each week i still didnt do them being male ftw!

i'm not sick but i'm not wellllllllll and i'm so hiiiiiiiiiiigh cause i'm in hell! mike is back!! and pissed off!!!! stupid pubmole went home sick! now i gotta work till 7! that fat mole! she's apparently pregnant. who in their right mind would do her! you'd have to be blind, no sense of smell, no feeling in ANY part of your body and have no hearing this sucks. i wanna quit

if i were you i would put it off till the 16th, that way you give yourself enough time to make sure your car is working fine and can actually come on the cruise in your car. we dont want to see the same thing happen again

welcome, very clean car you have there. hope to see you out and about some time soon

alas, i actually had to do some work but now the bitch is gone for a while dont slap yourself andy unless your going to do it properly *winds up and gives andy a very big pimp slap* there, see *andy lies unconcious on the floor*

that sounds like a lot of effort, i think i'd rather the excuse of explosive diahorrea better, no evidence needed

crap!!!!! i have a staff meeting on tomorrow night. i can either not go to dinner, or think of a way out of it. what to do? edit: how do i get out of my staff meeting? need help

like ian said, there is no such thing as an invincible car. there will always be someone faster. the main problem with a nissan is that they sacrificed reliability for power. honda on the other hand, sacrificed power for reliability. has anyone ever seen a fully tuned honda before? i mean new computer and everything, they are nuts! this is coming from someone who hates honda's with a passion, mazda FTW! a gtr is overworked IMO. they break so frequently, and have numerous problems. i was reading through a race report the other day from a tuning shop that was building an mx5 race car. turbo stock engine running 140rwkw. it was beating a gtr around wakefield, no problems. only place the gtr could get ahead of it was on the straights due to its larger power. so much for awd. the car weighed 900kg, only 50 less than stock and only had mild suspension upgrades along with the engine work. the gtr was built for racing with bigger brakes, increased boost all those things, yet it still got beaten. gtr is just another car. if people think that they will win coz they own one, then bye bye. you'll prob end up crying by the end of the night. there are n13 pulsars with more power than some gtr's, and almost as quick around the corners. but they were half the price thats my opinion, good to see i'm not the only one who agrees with me end rant dont mock the subaru andy. the stock ones have the same power as a stock gtr 206kw from the factory. i'd say its a perfect benchmark.

sifnt not be team players!

*ponders for a moment* *goes back to sleeping at work*

we will *pulls out an assortment of weapons* have fun at work isaac, i'll send oyu the pieces

hey, i'm only a threat to those that i dont like, know or think are ugly. oh, and bogans too.

yes that is true. but they dont have wangs to shank. they are politicians remember, not people. got harassed by the stupid bitch in my office "blah blah blah" shut up you stupid whore!!! *slaps* better i'd say you keep everyone at bay, thats a damn nasty thing to do but hilarious none the less

hey! i never did the pubmole, i did the other one. i moved the pubmole to another office. without me here this place would be as boring as shane and john. do you really want that? i mean i could always go to the mazda forums? no probs you guys would miss me if i left, who would entertain you the way i do? weak sauce give em a good stab in teh stomach and then slice upwards to the neck, that'll fix anyone for good

hmmm, funny that, wonder why

so your a stalker/b!tch with a blade i reckon your too weak sauce to actually stab anyone

oh dave! have you spoken to john about the shirt he found! call him and ask him straight away, you'll love it!

no, i'd say its a consumation of my boredom and loathing for my work reflected upon him and any by-standers in other words, i'm just talking shit as per usual its what i do best

lol ahahahahahaha. wait hold on while i laugh harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! nice try stab girl

sux2bu, all i have to say agreed, someone who likes to stab everyone cannot be classed as innocent. thats like saying isaac doesnt like taking a shot (or ten) in the mouth, we all know he does.

exactly, oyur doing a very poor effort of it, try harder damn it! bah, quit your bitchin *backhands isaac*

why not what kind of sister are you! shame on you anna, shame

if you want to start a rumour just say she is sleeping with the boss and tell everyone she is geting paid more than the rest, that'll start something