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  1. wait till i get really bored, then you'll prob run out of space on your pc anna, we know you have a wang, its nothing special, yours is only plastic and 4 inches long though so its nothing to be proud of
  2. i could do that for you
  3. i'd buy it, not those, but i'd pay for it, lightweights ftw
  4. um chillan has been closed for a while now lee.
  5. titanium ftw, thats what i'm after anyway. *looks at price tag and starts to cry* and marc......*shudders*.........but doesnt he have to pay them? i mean its shane, come on
  6. 4 words: SOMETHING YOUR NOT GETTING! nice wheels though
  7. oh, i see now (no pun intended) well, just guage out your eyes, problem solved nah, lee emptied himself out before hand, and i mean emptied. a hose up there will really do that to you though
  8. they dont paint it brown, simple. or, dont wipe your sh!t all over it either way as long as you avoid the colour brown you should be fine
  9. they are just used condoms FROM my huge cannon lee, you can throw them out. k
  10. because your too damn picky!!! bloody women! try tempetyres.com.au i think, they got a pretty good range, and gives you a good idea.
  11. with a cannon that knocks my big friend on his arse, i'd say yeah it does. i was knealing and firing it and i couldnt keep my balance, this thing is powerful. its also a tad dangerous. mr plod doesnt like them much, hence why i store them at a persons house i dont like
  12. i'll just post up the credit card and you guys can go for your life
  13. i'll find the mag its in and scan it for everyone well they shot stevo out of jackass with a frozen orange in the ass and it tore him open, so 10x the weight and my big fark off cannon, i'd say yeah, you'd be knocking heads clean off very hard to shoot straight though
  14. muthaf*ckin lying pieces of dog sh*t customers!!! they farkin lied to me!!! muthafarkers lied to me!!!! "the brakes died!" bullsh!t they did, my boss is driving around in it now c**kheads!!! fark this, where's their credit card number, i'll farking charge till i hit the limit on it! muthafarkers!! who wants stuff off ebay?
  15. no, better idea is to borrow one of my metho cannons and launch concrete filled tennis balls at their cars. they'll be moving at about 200kph, enough to put holes through a car much more fun
  16. shanes a pretty big drag queen b!tch too, i'd watch out i saw it 2 years ago actually, before i thought about getting one. it seriously looked like a monster truck, it was farking nuts!
  17. i oficially get my licence back tomorrow, so i go back to 4 points and not 2 yay no money for pizza tomorrow night i cant go
  18. its been done. guy in japan had an mx5, got sick of his friends baggin him out so he put the shell on land crusier running gear and literally drove over their cars they gots f*cked up! i thought it was hilarious
  19. sh!t *puts on kevlar vest* ok, ready i almost cried the day someone kicked a panel in on my GTi-R the day i was supposed to sell it that really sucked.
  20. no, i dont supply whores from work anymore. sorry lee just for the love of god dont damage the car!!! seriously! they will just take the 2750 off the credit card if you cant pay it. so please dont damage it, coz you'll come to me, and there isnt much i can say to it.
  21. like all problems in life they can be solved with michael. thats all you need
  22. hehe you could go into reverse at 100k on the freeway. that would f*ck with peoples heads
  23. meh, not even worth considering.
  24. *insert random comment here* too damn lazy and tired
  25. since when do you need an excuse marc?
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