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  1. hmmmm, really. we'll see about that *runs outside and starts the car* *runs back inside* forgot my wallet ha! see karen, doesnt matter! and just to rub it in more
  2. sorry, who are you again?
  3. i did an edit, look again karen hi new anna
  4. whoa, now there's two anna's. this could get confusing
  5. wtf? good thing i just finished my lunch. actually, thinking of going out back for an after-lunch quicky she's working now, so i could?
  6. hi karen
  7. mike is back! no one panic i went to lunch and then had to go to 2 meetings all good now
  8. no, i meant if you want sex you better asked better than that! i got bookings this weekend so you better be something special ok, i think its time i went for lunch. be back soon bishes!!!! *flys out the door*
  9. hell yeah! i'm up for that! *shudders* oh thats so wrong, we arent in tasmania
  10. thats a pretty weak sauce attempt at asking for sex troy hehe no, i would literally kill you if you tried to touch her, i'm very protective of this one, she's like family to me. since i'm not from tasmania, it sorta rules out a few options the last person that tried to do stuff to my Belle (thats her name) got thorwn into a brick wall face first
  11. YES!!!! i am the top whore, again! i'm getting better at whoring wait, that sounded wrong
  12. i'll only come back if you accept card?
  13. damn, i gotta go see my friend at sunshine coast! and i cant sleep with this one (well i can but i really really shouldnt) decisions, boobs or friend. boobs
  14. i wouldnt have to if you would just stop trying t oput random things in MY ASS!!!! seriously lee, 2L coke bottle will not fit, i'm sorry, you cant drink from my anus ok, that was a little wrong
  15. dont worry marc, soon you'll look old as well we'll be good hehehe suckas
  16. hmmm, sounds like fun and all, but you guys are crap. come back when your men dont lie!
  17. depends on what you want to do? lee is busy so that outs that idea out
  18. click here for story can i come see boobs too
  19. well tomorrow i'm checking out a car but nothing every other night till saturday can i join in lee
  20. well, i was till my car got stolen, now i just smell great and look good
  21. *sniffs underarms* oh, ok actually, smells like calvin klein as usual
  22. arent we all just evil, and have absolutely nothing better to do i love my job
  23. oh is yoo (said in engrish)
  24. lol yeah whatever i thought you of all people would understand pimp talk, but obviously not. there aint no "U" in "PIMP" so STFU!!!
  25. yo momma aint no pre teen boy, or is she? no, i dont think so, yeah. secondly, i'm not shane! and i have staff members when i want sex, why go looking for it?
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