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lilmike86

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  1. babies are the devil! the process is good, except for after the sex, then its all downill!
  2. that wasnt the case with you john, you were just small full stop oh wait, that was the front, oops
  3. roflcopter nice one lee lasts for two years or so
  4. thats what i said, only about 3cm long apparently
  5. girls can get a rod inserted into theirarm, it acts as a contraceptive apparently, not sure on details. most effective one to date too apparently
  6. see this lee yeah, i'm giving you cancer..........cancer in the head.
  7. being the s**t she is she had one of those rods inserted, also a few graphical discussions (at my expense) her "you know i got my-" mike "OMG I DONT WANT TO KNOW THAT! BBLAH BLAH BLAH" *covering ears* so yeah
  8. i dont think she can even spell it, let alone file a case for it! also, she not here, so cant get pics, got the fat pubmole today
  9. and all in three weeks, damn i've been busy!
  10. i got 44c spare, will that do?
  11. like you trying to burn down my subie
  12. i think i worked it out karen! it must be spankin season, and you got a hankerin, for some spankerin oh, wait!
  13. yeah but thats like me kickin you in the nuts, proves that i can do it but prob shouldnt
  14. yeah but your still ghey
  15. you cant, coz i say so
  16. yeah! everyone loves a whore! and today i am the number 1 whore! yeah! i'm gonna be sore tomorrow arent i right click on it and go show pic
  17. the domokun do my bidding, like the ironing, the washing up and even the cooking! they even fight for me and harass the noobs they also like to watch tv they also do politics for me too arent they great
  18. the domokun do my bidding, like the ironing, the washing up and even the cooking!
  19. thats coz you all bishes!!! got protection my arse! literally! it seems like i'm the flavour of the month, topdeck! buh bye tryo
  20. yay for troy! like all problems in life, they can be solved with michael. except for america, you're just f**ked
  21. SPOON!!! with me
  22. google them with advanced search options
  23. wait, hold off a sec, i gotta take a crap, brb
  24. now for the spam thread you ready lee?
  25. YES!!!! mike wins again!! no.1, for now!
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