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  1. i know lee doesnt get much, so here's some action on his behalf :PBJ: randomnessness
  2. exactly! more pics are needed as well as more spamming. that way lee and i are happy, and maybe karen too. no more two headed children please. they dont taste nice. but twice the head
  3. new page pls!
  4. SPAM!!!!!!
  5. i guess about $120
  6. lol i tried quoting all three of us and it just locked up! do you want me to start the thread on this site?
  7. lol i got a good idea lee. we'll start a thread and just post random things after random things and see if we can bring the whole thing down what you reckon? up for it?
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  9. My tyres the second pair i have for sale are 16's
  10. i win only just short of the character limit
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  12. always it coz we u karen
  13. BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. by yourself
  15. that's nasty
  16. see and sloppy isnt the word
  17. might just be you marc, he bassically forced them on me the other day
  18. no it didnt, but it was amusing there's a video!!! how much?
  19. three soldiers are on a plane, about to do a skydive. all from different countries. an englishmen, an american and an australian. they are doing this as part of international wargames or something. captian comes in "you guys are too heavy, ditch some weight or you chutes wont hold you well enough!" hearing this the men start looking for things they dont need or want. The englishmen decides to throw backpack out "i'll pick it up when we get down there" he says. the american throws out a small black baton "wont really need that i think" he says. the australian is looking around his bag and other things trying to find something. all of a sudden the others hear "Oh f*ck!!!" it was the australian. he turns to the others and says "i just lost one of my grenades". the others look at each other shaking their heads. the men land fine and arrive at the meet point. they see a man rubbing his head, like something hit him. they ask him what happened and he goes "this fudging backpack hit me from nowhere, wtf!?!" they keep walking. they see another guy rubbing his head, curiosity gets the better of them and they ask him what happened. "a bloody baton fell from the sky and hit me!" they keep walking trying not to make eye contact. next minute, some guy runs in laughing his head. "whats so funny?" the american asks. the man replies "i was just standing there a little while ago. i farted, and the house behind me blew up!"
  20. no, i remembered that one from a while ago. friend told it to me
  21. you'll get vitamin b poisoning before that though. time to go to the hospital
  22. a man is cheating on his wife with another woman. he leaves work early to go round there about 4. after having sex, he looks outside, and notices its dark! "oh shit!" he says. frantically getting dressed he asks his lover to take his shoes outside and rub the sole of them in the grass. she obliges, not really quite understanding though. when the man gets home it is 9:45, and his wife is waiting in the lounge room. "where have you been?!" she demands. "its almost 10!" the husband says to her "look, i'm sorry, i've been having an affair with another woman." the wife glances down at his shoes and notices the grass. "dont lie to me, you've been playing golf again havent you!"
  23. lol nice marc
  24. lol yeah, he is a genius isnt he. will let you know how things go anyway
  25. yeah, same old business as usual. well, i gotta do something to earn money, may as well have fun while you do it (no pun intended)
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