lilmike86

so tired i hate christmas time, because its busy, i have to work extra coz my staff are idiots, and bad things always happen tis the season to be jolly. whoever said that deserves a slap in the face, followed by a chat with Isaac's lawyer *pulls basbeall bat out of boot* thanks isaac i knew i'd find a use for him! i thought this was supposed to be the time of giving, not taking! it seems all i do at christmas time is watch as people take oops, there goes my car........oh and there goes my office's money.........yeah sure, you can take double rent money this week, why not.........of course i dont mind working back for free because you cant do your job AAARRRRRRGH!!!!! and people wonder why i tell them to "go f**k yourself!" when they wish me a merry christmas do i have a sign that i cant see that says please use and abuse me over the holiday season? *sigh* well thats my rant, now i'm tired. christmas can kiss my ass

you gonna read or you gonna post john, you cant do both! wait, wait, no, i'm lost. what were you saying

i wish you.....nothing but have fun

now the problem there is, you have to stop sniffing it dont sniff acetone and you wont get a headache

well, i guess my only response to that is.........sucks to be you

oh, ok, well, i'm outta ideas

no, you'd have no hands afterwards as well

have you tried acid?

i just read through all that wtf. it actually made sense too! damn i'm good

true. i'd prbably get cut and start ignoring myself. then get pissed off coz i was ignoring myself back i'm gonna do this again sometime, and fill up 2-3 pages and then wait for the response in the morning when marc and karen and everyone else read through it all

exactly, no point fighting if you cant win

oh thanks isaac but then i'd start yelling at myself for copying myself

too much dirt

hmmm........what am i gonna do about it..........how bout this *swiftly kicks him in the balls*

what you gonna do about it huh?! yeah didnt think so.

i hate you

right, right. so that leaves you......all by yourself........without any friends

of course i have friends you idiot, they're just doing better things is all

oh ok, cool. what dont you have any friends?

i'm good, bit bored. no one is on to talk to so i'm just talking to my self

i guess i'll just have to talk to myself then wont i. so mike how you going?

very bored.......but alright otherwise

how we doing today?

finally someone else is on!!! i was going to give up and............(shame)..........go to boostcruising

someone!?!?!! anyone?!?!?!?!