lilmike86
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mmmmmmmm boobies (o)(o)
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that explains the rash
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i'll try, but i can only smuggle so many souvenirs in my ass, so you better pick carefully. its gonna be a painful flight back
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oh, and a chuck norris mask for protection
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yeah was thinkin it. might take a southern korean army uniform too, sounds fun
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sounds like a bit of hostility here. think i might go to Korea for a bit
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he's just making the most of the time he has. no point waiting if you can do it now
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one day. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. but you will run out of chuck norris facts. what will you do then?
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yeah, didnt catch it either so i'm sorta not following. to quote futurama: "why am i all sticky and naked? did i miss something fun?"
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you just cant please some people. and thats why you beat them
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they're shoes arent backwards though, dodgy
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nice Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out
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he told me to steal him some drugs and i'd get a new bike for christmas. still waiting on that come on new bike
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good to know i'm not going crazy..............that leprachon lied to me! morning karen
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maybe its just me hallucinating from lack of sleep. damn and :sorcerer: messin wit my head
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brand new 380 pulled up outside my work with two uniformed cops inside it. rego 346JJP. i'm actually pretty sure that this one was chasing myself and a friend the other night for drifting. by accident of course.......
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i'm here, but just not awake yet. gimme a couple of days and i'll be good. i'm not gonna get sick of your avatar for a while phatboi2010 nice
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good to see that Chuck Norris facts are still going. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. By "knit" i mean "kick", and by "sweaters" i mean "babies"!
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ah, glorious sbs. has there ever been a better channel for watching foreign people have sex in a different language? i think not. thanks for the heads up john
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could have been a bit more warning on that one. my boss see's that shit, and i'm dead. oh well. internet is there to be abused i guess
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sell the copies on NZ ebay! you'll make a fortune, but probably some enemies as well.
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i found it!!! the answer to my question. "Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe." damn right
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way ahead of you john
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i can agree on that one. f**kin s everywhere!!
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i think those plug inot the immobiliser though. check into it, i'd be interested for my next car.