glasses are annoying, wake up, can barely see clock / find your phone, have to take them off at the beach / swimming cant look at womens or see mates / throw balls n shit, have to clean them all the time, can't play footy, can't wear sunnies, look like an idiot at 3d movies, can't see shit on roller coasters with no glasses, fog up in shower or heat, can fall off during sex, annoying to get motorbike helmet on, can't take semen to the face, have to get special wider goggles when I was doing motorcross the list goes on, can't motorboat things