I LOVE company paid dumps, although during business hours when one of the sales girl is about 5 meters from the door of the male toilet (which has those little air vents) makes it a little hard to make some crazy ass dumpage dosing noises.
After hours is a different story though, I let that mother f**ker rip and paint the town brown.
Also, do you take a good 10 minutes? because I do when at work. hehe..