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^^ That site was the funniest Sh$t ever!! I'm still wiping tears away!!!!

Hey mate, topstage.com do sheets of carbon fibre. Not sure how much they charge but it might be worth shooting them an email.

Spotted on Wakefield Street in the city, matte black 34 with wide body kit and CF bonnett... Looks pretty tough.

^^ If they are off a 33 then they won't fit. 33's are side feed while 34's are top feed.

+1. Any pics?

Aw man serious!!!

What condition is the turbo? So its a T3 flanged turbo yeah? Willing to post to Adelaide? Very interested in this!!!

If i was you i'd try some decent pads and some good brake fluid then first before anything, stock pads are for stock power and handling. Spongy pedal feel is your stock brake lines heating up and expanding under the pressure, and as i said before braided lines will help this. Then if you still are not happy, then think about changing your calipers to something bigger. I'm running QFM K500 on my GTT at the moment and they do the job for my spirited hills drive. Also do a search man, theres heaps on this.

Before you start talking about 3g setup's you should probably say what the car is used for. Have you considered that the pads you have may not be right for your usage eg. track pads on a street car or street-low temp pads for a track car. Braided brake lines will also improve feel of the brake pedal and thus more responsive braking, slotted rotors will also increase braking. With these 3 things you are up to about $800-1000 and this will significantly improve your braking without changing your whole setup.

+1, Spray the centre's charcoal and get the lip polished and you will have some tough looking rims right there

Hi am interested in this. Does it come with any lines, etc. or just turbo but itself? Where abouts are you located? Is that the actual picture of the turbo your selling?

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

Saw a silver stag with gold rims on the parade on saturday around 12.30ish. Gave a wave, got a thumbs up Sweet looking ride bud.

Spotted R34 GTR numbers plates SLY on hutt st in the city. I was the guy drooling over it, almost got run over by a car when i was crossing the road. Dude, you need to change your plates to SEXIESTCARINTHEWORLD, or something like that lol

Haha, so you were the crazy guy the the green rolla! Nah that guy behind me was a dkhead, stops in the middle of the road blocking all the traffic to take my park even though there was a park behind me.... hate those people. GRRR!!

C'mon man she's not that old! She's still pretty good for an oldish girl.

Who reckon's the Brand Power chick on tv is hot? cos i do

Yeah also would like to know. I brought it up with my mechanic and suggested an oil cooler and he told me that i didn't need to worry about it until its starts getting up to 120-130ish.

After a hailstorm, a blonde finds her car full of dings. She takes it to the local body shop and asks how to remove them. The mechanic, deciding to mess with her, says, "Oh, all you have to do is put your mouth on the tailpipe and blow as hard as you can. They'll pop right out." The blonde goes home, parks her car in front of her house and starts blowing on the tailpipe as hard as she can. Meanwhile, her blonde friend drives by and asks what she's up to. "I’m just trying to get the dings out of my car," she says. Her friend replies, "You're so stupid. If you want that to work you have to roll up the windows."

My oil gets up to 110 when giving it a bit of stick, but i'm not sure the standard gauge is very accurate.

A man and woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off and angrily tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12 year old daughter. The little girl is chatting away at her father, when all of a sudden, the penis smacks against the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father," Daddy, what was that?" Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies," It was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face and after a few minutes says," Sure had a big penis, didn't it?"

Spotted a white 32 GTR with the plates RBWARE parked in norwood at around 7ish. Sweet looking car

Before going out one evening, a married couple made sure to put the dog out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple headed out, the dog shot back into the house. They didn't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!"

After the barman called the last round John ordered his last and gulped on down in one shot, get up but collapse to the floor. He tried to get up a few times but failed every time. At last he decided that he would crawl home as it was just around the corner. he eventually made it home and battled again to get up at the door. Once again he fell to the floor. He manage to get into bed after about three hours of struggeling. The next day his wife opened the curtains and said to him " You have been drinking again last night, didn’t you ?" He replied "Yes but how did you know ??" She said 'The barman just phoned and said you left your wheeled chair in the bar"

Ok before you all flame me with your holden crap just remember that Mark Skafe was the one who drove the R32 GTR around bathurst and absolutely crushed all the competition (holdens & fords) and subsequently created an untouchable legend of bathurst, so i think he sould be mentioned in these forums.