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have you tried slipping some vodka into your mums drink and then given her hell for being drunk???? worth a shot...... levels the playing field!!!

Treat yo momma with respect, stop drinking you naughty boy, stop smoking you twit, stop looking at pretty girls you deviot, move in with your druggie mate anyway because that's definately a wise career move. Most importantly take advice from forum members as we only have your best interests at heart, as we have all looked after you for 16 odd years, fed you, given you an education, some where to sleep, and busted our nuts to ensure your future, oh ..... no that's right .... it was your momma that did that for you ..........

That would be nutz with wood grain side panel graphics!! :throwup: nice choice of rims, they will look awesome.

Noof, have you spoken to Gaffa? He usually has a set of discs laying around!

coming soon ....neons and full body vinyl!!!!

Niiice turnout, what was the number of cars all up??

Sorry to hear buddy, best wishes, I couldn't make it as the missus was too tired and I wanted to make it a family thing, hope it all went well guys

nice bug Merli, Funky, is't that the HKS Time Jump Modulator II?

That first pic in post 51 looks like nissan calipers, with the nissan filed off, and a nice brembo sticker. The last one has bleed nipples on the outside like you would expect? :confused:

I'll do you every day for a month for the recaros that sounded better than *bump* do ya still want that kicker 10"?

Your Motec would have had a serial number, the crunts that stole your gear knew your car and have access to a workshop/ tow truck. This sort of thing is seriously fu{ked up. Make sure you come see me for a paging alarm Steve, that way you can kill them yourself if they try it again. I NEVER leave my car for longer than 1/2 an hour alone, and only in busy carparks during the day. If i go out i go with some one else or take the wifes lancer. Not worth the heart ache. I feel for you man good luck with the rebuild.

Rigga paint 'em gold, you can't go wrong with gold [voice of goldmember]

Those rims are Awful!! Awful sexy!!! Shan does work for J-spec in a sense, he spends his spare time tinkering under the office desks under the guise of computer maintenance, whereas we all know he is really looking up their skirts and getting his jollies!!

and mabe i won't be the only sedan if i can get out of working next sat!

Baby harp seal breathes a sigh of relief!

:throwup: hope you guys enjoy the schnits'n tits! :boobies2:

FU(K you Shan!!!!!!! You administrative TOOL I WANT MODERATION PRIVELAGES NOW!!!!!! The original post ended with the aroused smiley, all the rubbish after that the funky one added, much to my astonishment as those details were private and for your eyes and ears only.... that's the last time I confide in you Shan. No more cuddles or nookie for you. Just for that I'm exposing your c0ck for all to see. :kick:

I want to come, just have to decide which is more important, my car or my testicles............... Lisa hates my car

I have a halfa after reading this thread, DJ L3thal makes me wet :aroused: I am also secretly a woman, while I profess to be a c0cksmoker most of the time there's nothing I find more relaxing than spending my afternoons walking along the beach wearing nothing but women's lingerie.

I parked 6 inches from a gutter yesterday and shit a brick when i got outa the car! I foot minimum for me!

Eeexcellent work Smithers

Mabe the siren itself is dodgy, give it a whack with a screwdriver, sirens fail all the time even top brands.

Not to mention advanced alloy wheel repairs!!!!!

It's a RWD, funksta. The later models had a 4WD in the line up. Like this one with the 2.7l stroker! Yuuuuummmmyyy :boobies2: