Bahahaha. Now you too can have a front page story dedicated to you. The perfect forum for a good old fashioned toe whinge!
Seriously, I doubt that guys in the Army. If you get pissed off/emo that easily, I really doubt the guy went thru basic. Like dean said, the army teaches you to harden the fsck up, and nobody with a pair of nuts is gonna go emo over being called a princess. (Because drill instructors call grunts princess often).
That and the fact he tries to use his 'job' as an argument of righteousness ala "I'm in the army, I know all about hard work, taking the piss, I'm tough, you're not, you fail" attitude. Ironically, the Navy has a higher level of discipline than the Army and it shows.
Only thing worse than a liar is a wannabe. Sure hope for his sake he is in the army.
-D