RON JEREMY

Gday all, your cruise happened to be on the same night as a regular motorbike cruise that occurs in Melbourne every Thursday night . Sort of a fast and furious get together except its for motorcyclists. Motorbike riders gather at the BP servo in Marine Pde Elwood at 7.30pm, there are up to 100 motorbikes that gather for the weekly ride. Many bikes are heavily modified, especially their pipes, unregistered, unroadworthy and some riders are unlicensed, this ride is monitored by the cops including cops who mingle in the group as normal random riders in plain gear on unmarked bikes. The cops also follow in marked, unmarked cars keeping on eye on the groups behaviour. The cops would have been there only for the motorcyclists, hence cameras set up etc when you all rolled by. It was just bad luck for you guys, they may not have pinged any motorcyclists but thought we can get these dudes to justify the costs of us being here.

Yep I remember that survey. Dandenong number 1 followed by Frankston at number two with a bullet, knifes, broken bottles,syringes....

Sorry to hear about it dude, happens all the time in Franga, seems like a bunch of bored teenagers in the suburbs with nothing to do.

Wot he said like I said before St Kilda and Richmond had a bad rep now people are falling over themselves to rent or buy in the area.

Dude agree with you on some of these, but how about adding a line or two after each suburb enlightening us all as to why you have come to your conclusions.

WOT HE SAID Frankston is a bit like Richmnond or St Kilda once was, has its seedy druggy side, skanky hookers in skanky brothels. But look what happens on weekends in Richmond and St Kilda, people from all over Melbourne swarm in for the restuarants, cafes etc. I was down by Frankston Pier outside Sophia's on Sunday it was packed and had a great vibe going. Every suburb has its bad pockets in isolated parts but it gives the suburb a real edge. Frankston is definitely on the way up.

Nothing wrong with Frankston, Seaford, Carrum etc still reasonable and you have the beach lifestyle, nothing beats a walk along the beach, whether in winter or summer. There's also easy freeway access into the city more so with Eastlink rumoured to open up early in first half of 2008, as there will be times you will want to get into the city, to watch a major sporting event NRL game, theatre, whatever your cup of tea. Don't go to prefab suburbs like Berwick and further out, too boring, too much sameness they are like mass non descrip suburbs from America with no capital growth as thats where young couples who can't afford anywhere else are suffering from mortgage stress.

True dude to some extent, but there are better jobs out there, if all someone can be in their capacity is a ticket inspector, parking inspector, hooker, unemployed dole bludger then they have wasted their life and are taking up space. No kid in primary school says as a future career "Parking inspector yeah, thats the job for me". May as well get a tattoo on their forehead born to lose. Harsh words but there's no excuse really, opportunities aplenty. In the words of Marvin Johnson "'If all I am remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I really haven't done much with my life".

Right on, they are the lowest form of human life without a shred of doubt, even a drug addicted hooker has more class. I remember my days at Uni driving our cars and every time an inspector was walking on the road we would swing our cars at them and howl with laughter. I almost ran one down on my mountainbike one weekend recently and screamed at him "Watch where you are going, get a real job'. Scum sucking maggots. Speaking of carparks, most of the ones around Collins St charge about $35.00 a day. who would be silly enough to pay that price.

When all is said and done there is not one guy or even a few girls who would say no to her if she came up to you and said "Well how about it". Anyone who says otherwise whether attached or not is a liar.

Report any dodgy cops to the ESD and OPI, I have also heard that Commissioner Nixon also responds to e-mails cos she is trying to create a cuddly people friendly police force, thats why all the left wing loonies beat up on them, then sue and get a couple grand to go on drug binges. Go to somewhere like London or New York you wouldn't say boo to the cops there cos they walk around with flak jackets and machine guns at major tourist sites.

Slap my parents for that everyday, named before he became famous and a cult icon. Oh well, goes down well at party's.

Paris is a hoot, she reminds me that no matter how much money you have, you can still be a mentally screwed up skanky ho with no respect. It doesn't matter if its is a ho with a drug habit, layabout husband and couple of hungry kids to support working at a knock shop in Frankston or a millionaire heiress servicing a bunch of rich guys in the suburbs of Bel Air for fun, a ho is a ho, no better, no worse. Have you noticed a lot of Melb girls are prancing around attempting to look like her, cloned with long bleached blonde hair, fake tans and skinny bods, take a wander down Chapel Street on Fri and Sat nights, believe me. Paris will get by on her looks alone, doesn't need daddy's money, can get another poor schmuks hard earned cos she is a ho. YO

I have always done my own tax, its easy with e tax, I got all excited and thought I was going to get a grand back but then I realised I have the medicare levy to pay as well which cancels out my grand and I pay private health insurance to boot. Seems like working families or unemployed layabouts reap more benefits rather than a single earning wage slave like me.

Yeah mate, Damn fine set of wheels, shame my r31 is a four stud. Though almost time for me to trade up to a 33 or 34 anyway.