Well there was this girl I was sticking it to, and we broke up and she went out with this panel beater. And she had showed him a pic of my old car some how, and he told her that he worked on that car and wanted to write it off and buy it from auction or whatever.
And then there was a fight between that guy and the dragon and he got eaten. And then she told me at the funeral what his evil plans were. And then I laughed and stuck it to her again later on.
The moral of the story is don't fight dragons, and some panel beaters are jerks