Now, folks, I don’t wanna alarm ya, but scientists say ninety percent of Australia's dyno's… are reading torque crooked.
Yep, it’s true. And I hear you asking: “Well, who’s gonna straighten out all these overtorqued abominations?” Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats at Washington? Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one’ll notice! Maybe the problem with ju-u-u-st fix itself.
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