So on Friday a guy at work is complaining about his eye... Hamish (the comic genius) advises him to stop sooking as he has 2.
Come Monday:
ME - "hey man, how's your eye?"
HIM - " Not good... cancer"
fml
I'm telling you, it's not his baby
I spose the fact that this has only been documented on SAU 11ty billion times and not 11ty billion and 1 explains why you didn't just do it properly the first time