Without thinking too hard about it:Lack of throttle response
Lack of transmission response
Engine note
Lag
Heavy, horrible steering feel
No road feel
Hard, uncomfortable seats
Headrest permanently angled forwards
Lack of features
Streaming audio option disabled
Key flick thingy opens too easily
Indicators on the german side
Plain, ugly dash
Terrible driving position
Transmission in general
VW sales people
Ability to be locked inside car
Obvious planned obsolescence
The vibe
Mabo