Jules....want to swap? All of the following for your girlfriend(no need to supply photo's):
1 wife(never puts out(still hot after 3 kids though) and raids my wallet looking for tax return left overs), 3 kids(can program them to call you Uncle J), 1 husky(always puts out), 5 fish(what a waist of water!), 1 bird(with lice).
PM me if interested...lol