That will be one thread not worth visiting for me!!
As I mentioned to my wife when asked why I am so randy all the time "Yes dear, there is a f#$king reason I am so randy.....I can count the number of times we have done in the last year on one hand....not what you signed up for just quietly......W = Washing - I = Ironing - F = F#$king - E = Everything!"
.....would be good if she did at least one of her chosen WIFE titles!"