Billishere

Harp !! (the instrument a 'Harpie' plays - I guess!)

Mate ... anyone into cars full stop, not only Skylines ..... has to appreciate your work on this project, a very nice job, congratulations. B..

I could certainly understand where you were coming from NJR - it happened to me some time ago, I would have done the same thing. B..

Freaky!!! .... thats not the word for it, each to their own I guess ... but, sadly. I can see where you're coming from Baconer. Hang in there mate, Bill..

Lap

Primate

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud > > > > > > > > >pounding on the door....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing > > > > > > > > >in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his >wife. > > > > > > > > >Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you >help > > > > > > > > >him?" she asked. "No, I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and > > > > > > > > >it is pouring rain outside!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we > > > > > > > > >broke down and those two guys helped us? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The man does as he is told (of course), gets dressed and goes out into > > > > > > > > >the pouring rain. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Yes" comes back the answer. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the darkness. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Where are you?" asks the husband. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk. > > > >

Hey Rick444 I'm with you re gettin out of that workshop .... but I am interested, does the intercooler on a stock 33 make a big difference? I'm not racing, drifting, draging etc - but am interested, is it a worthwhile thing to do?

Homo Sapien (sorry about that - it is a game right!! )

----- Who is Jack Schitt? JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer Magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

Extremity

Paws (I was gonna say "my ex" .. but that would have been two words - bugger!!)

Fat

Coles

Subject: Fw: The Reluctant Partygoer... The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the fancy dress party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke up feeling much better and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked," Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life"!