Pulled over, cop told me to turn off the engine so he could inspect the car (all the usual stuff: ride height, engine, tyres, etc). At this point would be important to mention my alarm arms itself after 1 min. Ok so his checking around, sticks his head in the engine bay and fiddles round. Well he must have tugged on something quite hard coz the alarm went off and he hit his head on the underside of the bonnet. He was very pissed off.
After a stern lecture he sent me on my way.
Thats the weirdest one i can think of, all other have been the usual breath-tests, drug searching, speeding kind.