A.D.I.D.A.S

ill give ya a carton of pure blondes for it

traction (limited slip diff, guys)

think about THIS SUMMER WHEN YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH WITHOUT A SHIRT ON.... WORKED FOR ME.

seriously, you would have to be a real ****tard to report that. jesus it's not even that bad. bet it was some fat bitch.

A women goes into the labor delivery room, happy that her hard 9 months is over. After a simple, quick and easy birth, the doctor yells out! "It's a boy!" and procedes to throw the baby over to the nurse. He whips out an old rusty knife and chops the umbilical cord. The Nurse feints left, fients right, all the while holding the baby like it is a football. "What are you doing! That's my baby! What...NO! Stop! Give me my baby!" The woman screams. The nurse finally makes her move on the doctor, but he is too quick for her. He slaps the baby out of her hands, and it falls with a sickening crunch on the floor. He picks the baby up, runs across the room, reaches the other side, and yells "TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!" "MY BABY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! MY BABY NOOOOOOO!!!" The doctor spikes the young helpess child on the floor directly onto it's head. The baby's brains splatter all over the doctor, the nurse, the mother, all over the room. "My baby! You killed my baby!" "APRILS FOOLS BITCH YOUR BABY WAS ALREADY DEAD." this is my ALL TIME FAVOURITE

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half of a dog!

What do you do when the dishwasher breaks down? Smack the bitch.

looks good mate

how much is it for a 'day' at a track? eg eastern creek.

not practical??? Would not do a thing to reduce deaths??? WHAT THE F.U.C.K? there isnt anything better to reduce deaths! jesus. the gov't is just being stubborn and thinks we dont know whats going on. pricks. two words: speed cameras. they RAKE it in plus, i bet 60 minutes would rig the debate.

true dat. more leverage for the p plate curfew being enforced

please tell me they have mullets....

read my sig.....

why dont they just subsidise defensive driving courses, or something like that so that the skills learnt in the course will become common knowledge to everyone on the road. if this law passes, every one will simply take their p plates off. simple as that. everyone i know of that age told me they would.

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