Go down to federation square.... they have 20 ton of snow there.
a) write you name in urine in the snow
B) do a pressed ham on the window with the webcam with SAU written on your arse cheeks... if theres any females willing to do the same but with " SAU " written across their chest (on skin... not a top ) and "OWNZ ME " written across their stomach, i'll give em $100
c) write a sign and tape it to the window towards the camera saying "SAU 0wnz U!!!"
http://www.federationsquare.com.au/index.cfm?pageID=55
only condition...
u have to let us know what time u will be doing it so we can all see and has to be done before 3pm when i leave work for home
and only open to one person.