PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE help me...
My olds have been living in my house now for almost a year... My dad moved in 3 months after i got married and my wife moved in (first time we lived together) then my mum moved in a few months later... now its time for them both to go!!!!
Someone must know of some person who shagged this dude one night who woke up the next morning and puked on some chick who has a cousin who met a mate of yours who once told this joke about an englishman, irishman and a horse who ended up being the mother of the person who tripped over your dead great grandfathers leg in WWII in Berlin who shot some one trying to steal their pig in a farm in Poland who once knew this guy who apparently fathered bill gates who mounted a horse one day that was owned by Prince Phillip whos best friend shagged an apple that went to school with a friend of yours that knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a goat that owns a rental property in the SE Burbs (E.Hills, Rowville general area) between $250-$300 a week....
Theyve been looking for bloody months and they all keep going before the end dates
SURELY
Seriously... for the love of all that porn thats on my hard drive going unwatched which will later be discovered and enjoyed by my own son in the years to come... get them out!