scotty014

best kick in the face ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6JcAV_2uXQ

bump, price is negotiable.

just heard the best line to pick up women wich will definately work, it goes like this: "hi, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" and bam your in, guaranteed sex everytime.

i saw this when they had the story on this driver on ACA, and im pretty sure it is an r32 also.

hi everyone, i have my eyes set on a new car so im seeing if there is any interest out there on my car: its a 2000 model r34 gt-t in black, its an auto with 82,xxxkm. im the first owner in aus, bought it from the dealer called jap cars in fawkner. mods are as follows: - cooling pro return flow front mount intercooler. -splitfire coilpacks -5zigen catback exhaust (came with the car) -custom dump and front pipe with a 3inch catco cat. -apexi pod filter (came with the car) -mv auto stage 2 shift kit (fitted 2000km ago with a service as well) - kumho ku36 tyres ( travelled 2000km so far) - project mu b-spec front brake pads ( travelled 2000km so far) - changed the stock gauges to defi items (see pic below) - larger transmission cooler - nismo s-tune suspension -still has the factory xenons on items that will be thrown in with the car if wanted are: -r34 auto transmission can be used for parts, its missing the plugs that are part of the valve body(they are in the car) - mv automatics 2800rpm stall converter. - stock side mount cooler, stock gauges,stock trans cooler,and a muffler that can be bolted on to pass epa . - also have a sony head unit that i never got around to fitting. things that are wrong with it are stone chips on the front, there is a dent on the passenger side which can be seen in the right light. and the A/T light flashes before start up which i ran diagnostics and it says its speed sensor 1 but it doesnt effect the car at all, so im not 100% if it just flashes because of the shift kit. rims have gutter rash they came with the car i think they are AVS model 7's Car always gets serviced every 5000km or when the date is up which ever comes first (usually the date) gets serviced at EAS performance and all mods were fitted by them also. if you have any questions fire away because i could have left something out. price is $17,500

that was awesome, great footage.

im going to come down to watch, will they let me in just to watch? or do i have to be participating to enter. is the front gates open or only allowed through the side gate? i was going to bring some friends down so make sure you guys show them what skylines can do.

is it just me or is this slightly overpriced, or am i missing something hear that makes it this expensive: http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/privat...tr&trecs=30

sorry to hear about all the damaged cars, thank god where i live all we got was very heavy rain but no hail, but my car was in the garage anyway.

i agree with that part, i wouldnt start chasing them with a knife or anything like that.

so if someone breaks into my house i just stand there and let them finish? to make it faster i may as well give them a hand and tell them them where all my expensive items are just so they can get out of my house faster lol. if someone breaks in, of course you will try and defend your home at all costs.

i cant pick up sarcasm 'aussiebob' or if you really not sure what car forum its from, but ill say it any way, its THIS ONE!

im from sunbury

thats true, but stephen hawking did say that the r34 was the best and he is the smartest man alive, so im sure he is right.

why not go r34, it shits on all the other models . on another note its such a nice night i can hear all the fags trying to do burnouts in there commodores, i hope they lose there legs because there cars sound sooooo shit.

here's an even funnier one, great music to go with it too lol.

i really want to get into it, id love to do some track days and i was going to enter DECA until i had those few problems that are fixed.but the problem is my car is auto so wouldnt work to well but im getting a new car soon. also the other problem is im not very confident i really need to work on that part as well.

thats the right weight for a vt, commodores got heavier and heavier, the light ones are vk's and vl's. check out this thread for some more info on your car: http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/R3...l&p=2163510 edit: also you can watch this:

also i remember reading the N/A supra's do 0-100 in 6's so you can stay rwd and dont have to go to fwd.

i think its just your in the wrong state lol. if you were in vic i would have bought it by now, no joke.

sure have . now its time to move onto creating shortcuts for my desktop.

i thought i would help everyone out there on how to impress a girl, unless this has been posted before: 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say you say "you better be". Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words @#%$ you, and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then, take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then, drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye". The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball or waterpolo. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. if you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "no she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one to the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i'm talking about. 21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say no it's just the rain. Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated. 22. Titty twisters, and plenty of them. 23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny. 26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.

thats great news, im with just cars as well so ill keep these guys in mind.

are you saying everyone in hear needs a good fap lol.

this is a must read he says its a gtr lookalike, it has the gtr badges and also he states it turns heads and most people mistake for a gtr lol. http://cgi.ebay.com.au/NISSAN-R34-SKYLINE-...=item20af801039 edit: i just noticed it says that it never gets thrashed or drifted like most imports do and his username is ozzydrifter lol, not saying he does drift it but it just looks funny.