lol... I can see the future (imagine 10 years from now)
Scene: Father giving oldest son their first car.
Father: Son, here is your first car. It was one of my favorite cars when I was younger.
Son , excited jumps in to drivers seat but excitement is quickly gone and replaced with confusion . Son looks to father.
Father: What is wrong son?
Son: What is this round thing in front of me?, What does it do?
Father: Oh, son that is your steering wheel.
Son: What does it do?
Father: You turn it to make your car go in the direction you want it to go but don't turn it too quickly or the motor will be f**ked.
Son: Are you sure dad? Don't I steer the car with the stick in the center of the car with the + and - next to it?
Oh the humanity...