Sounds like fun. Do you look like the elephant man?
+1 I was driving home from work one day and I felt something crawling around my arm underneath my shirt. So I just smacked it thinking it was an ant or a fly etc. The motherf**ker stung me like 6 times I was at an intersection at the time with like 3 cars behind, I jumped out the car and ripped my shirt off hulk styles and started running round in circles. The people behind me were not impressed lol.
It reads rather well actually.
oh and G'day to you Mang.