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  1. me thinks face to face u would get droppe i fu said somthing like that ... i think his gonna learn his leasson... 15 months with out driving is gonna kill da poor bastard
  2. poor bastard... all i can say is lucky u werent in a VL or else u would have been locked up and had a few phone book bruises across ur forehead as well .... honestly. i feel sorry for ya cause u got caught.. cause 9/10 people do fang theres around like idiots that we natrually are.. but only 1/100 of use really get dickedin da arse like u did.. just be lucky ur not bubbas lil bitch now i guess.. :-)
  3. trev reee email me man when can u next get em next...
  4. use recon use got it bad... drive a Vl turbo with a 3200 stal to da shops one day and see da looks u cop when ur siiting on 3200rpms and ur turbos starts spooling ...mind u ur only doing 50kph
  5. lol u ggf i ant emailing u il just call ur sorry lil torque arse
  6. trev ree im up for a set in about 2 weeks if u need 1 more buyer blocks goin away next saturday .. so il let u know what im gonna need allrite moit cheers big ears
  7. lol relax i wouldnt be caught dead in a skyline again it was inark.. he is da phantom skyline stalker tailgator!!! he just told me
  8. Mazda 626 4 door hatch 1990 5speed manual 2.2L full electrics air con heater good get around car no reg $2800
  9. i own this car.. got a problem?
  10. yeh thats y i run 20 psi threw my motor to work and back daily only a Vl drive could do that :-P actually sorry i lie lol im down to 15 bottom end is clapped but what u expect from a 5 year old NA bottom end thats had up to 25 psi threw it hahaha LEBBEED OF ITS TITS REEE
  11. sif he needs a gauge for a bit of fun just play with it feel ur car .. cause u r one with ur car my theory is.. if it dont ping it aint enough boost ;-) and if she pops get a VL
  12. nah dont waste ur money max. just get a VL
  13. ur the worst ever max i was tanked and showed u how to do it hahah dont tell me u got some one to help u install it ahh maxx maxx maxx maxx maxx get a VL
  14. dont know about the gen 3's but i knwo flowcraft down my way kil it wioth da 308s
  15. does any one know anybody sellings a nissan exa 1990ish onwards with targa top?? need a 2nd car to get around in :-)
  16. mate u need me in da car.. im da luckest guy ever not only do a i own a VL which should be bad enough but ive been pulle dover 3 times in da past 2 months and havent even recieved 1 fine get this .. last time was down chapel st :-) 5 muzzas in 1 car no one with seat belts.. ballons in da car floating about car is illigal as anything.. he caught me speeding/ loose of traction down a side street near chapel street car to low.. pan hard road not adjusted so the back right wheel was pushed out a bite to far.. car over fueling due to untunned motec so it was blowing a bit of fuems out da exhaust wen sitting there.... vs calais interior back seat not 100% fitted correctly..monsta tacho and a few gauges hear and there cooler.. he couldnt see but he could hear it when he pulled me over :-0 mean while the other 3 cops were taking a honda off road.. while my 2 cops had a man to man talk with me about responsible driving and that i looked like a decent guy and let me off scot free. infact i saw those officers another 2-3 times that nite and just waved hello to em god i love police :-) im guessing when i get pulled pover i just admite i did wrong straight away.. im never a smart arse. and they allways let me go for some reason and appraently later that nite they did a few cars over for alot less then what i had wrong
  17. wardest ggf and a merry christmas from da VL boys ;-) lol
  18. ahh well da prick deserves it steals my keys and tapes em up and puts it in da external mail box addressed to santa clause north pole hahaha his nothin but a sooky baby :-( aww poorrr narkkyy ahah
  19. ahh shutt up inark u bloody cry baby :-( :-(
  20. ey DJ bro how quick is she..? she pulls allrite? u ran it down calder any idea of the time u would get
  21. nark what gap did u have in them i got those plugs in my VL... but i put a .5 gap in em and there working fine
  22. Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me. i can say this is true but im happy with my car now :-)
  23. expression of interest for my VL... just wondering what i could get for it if i do decide to sell... might invest in a block Its on the calais Turbo web page " Pauls Exex" vl muzza car :-) he will probly kill me for putting this for sale after all the **** has been done to get it back on road but anyways.. alot of work done to it T04 Comp Cover. 62 Trim Wheel. .72 Exhaust housing and dunno the rest Cam in fully adjustable Stage 1 nizpro cam nizpro worked head/ port polish etc etc nizpro cooler all hiden bigger injectors 036s i beileve 2 boche fuel pumps and surge tank all in da boot motec 3d computer 3inch exhaust turbo back all manderel bent ice leads 45 mm external waste gate beefed up auto 3,000 stall stage 2 shift kit lsd 3.4.5 gears vs calais interior/ leather monstar tacho and shift lifght boost gauge water temp gauge momo steering wheel all the wiring looms have been re wired not 2 weeks ago. cost me a tone but needed it done alarm/ central locking very quick car just got the car not to long ago ... serviced every 5000ks best car ever sold a SKYLINE r33 for it and havent regretted it
  24. BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my” big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to got off my "P" plates Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times Holden Berlina: I’m a very good Amway salesperson Holden Statesman: I’m a pimp Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb. Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes or GTRs Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck MGB: I am dating a mechanic MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch **** Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic. Impreza WRX: I’m a herd animal Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less. Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends. VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90) Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase it's performance with a rear wing Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero. Ford Laser: I don't have a choice 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming around Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B music Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges! Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing different Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me. Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy. Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a Rex! Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won’t know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version.. Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the *******. Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker! R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think.. R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well... R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one? R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo" Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me! VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you? Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week. Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts from the government Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with English as a first language Ford Maveric: It's a Nissan... really it is Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a motorbike before but I think it would be fun Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a land cruiser VT-VX Clubsport: I Just Wanted One... like 50,000 other people did HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see statesman) Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title like "Account Manager" Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think I’m fully sick Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than Melbourne police eating souvlaki Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...
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