Q: What do pooftes and bungie jumpers have in common
A: If the rubber breaks they're in deep shit
Big hotel block, 2 poofs are staying in room 103 and 2 lesbians are staying in room 104. in the middle of the night there is a fire...
Q: Who gets out first?
A: the poofers, they packed their shit the night before
Q: what were the poofs doin in the phone box
A: ringing each other