Murphy's Law
1) If you get a puncture, what's a bet it'll be on the most expensive tyre in the convoy, like a Pirelli P-Zero
2) If you're offered a "Flat-Out" pressurised tyre repair, what's a bet the rubberised fluid comes straight back out the puncture hole?
3) If you take your space saver out to save weight, what's a bet you'll need it?
4) If you lend out your jack, what's a bet it won't get returned?
5) If you've just had a paint job, what's a bet the panelbeater keeps the lock nut socket accidentally?
6) If you're in a hurry to use a loaned jack, what's a bet you'll jack up the car in the wrong spot?
7) If you remove the wheel to put on a loaned space saver, what's a bet the space saver wobbles down the road because the hubcentric ring hasn't been removed?
8) After finally getting onto Tyrepower Dapto and they'll say they'll be there at 3.10pm, what's a bet they're closed when you arrive?
Dear Oh Dear > Poor Owen
A whole herd of SAU members > Tyrepower Dapto come to the rescue > Owen's on his way by 3.30
And I know how Owen feels, because my LMGT4 rim cracked last month, and Terry didn't have a space saver then either did he?
Terry sincere thanks to Steve-0 (N1GTR) + Simon (O2 Autosports Nowra) + Nigel (One Spot Wheel Repair Unanderra) + Genelle (Humbla)