Nexus9

Ahhh In that case Happy Birthday to Declan

Chroming is the word, it's got groove, it's got meaning actually I feel all dizzy :throwup:

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No "Grease" is the word ... it's got groove, it's got meaning Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion Grease is the way we are feeling doop doop doop

something that chops down treesa

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I need a holiday where's my friend Smooth? We need to be going to Brazil

During work hours I get on whenever I am not busy, which seems to be less and less nowadays, might be time for me to hire some more staff so that work doesn't interfere with my post whoring

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During the day I have, coz I am at work, but at night maybe once or twice a week and not for very long either

you know that I know nothing about computers Adrian

Oh well that's life

I think I might see if I can request a "leave of absence" don't think it will go down too well though

Sooo many conflicting feelings at the moment

not yet Erin don't know what to do quite frankly

Whats all this Nissan software Strutto?

hello :wavey: Back again, I just can't stay away

Okay I am really going home now Bye :wavey:

Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body. One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses. Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingeniuos. "No," the third student said "your both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"

An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?" "Well," the second engineering student says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this georgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'." The other engineering student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

A man walked into a doctors surgery, with a massive strawberry on his head! The doctor merely looked at the man, an exclaimed "I can give you some cream for that!".

Bye Ado :wavey: What was the centerpiece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention? A cake jumping out of a girl.

But wait they get worse..... Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.