Sausage fest? Go to Marble Bar at 3am...
Did that a few weeks ago, was wasted as all shit, somehow got in and fuuuuuuuck... at least 12 chicks ripping up the dance floor and only 2 other guys there. Sure, it was closing in 30 minutes and it was basically empty, but the set that the DJ was playing was insane! And the chicks were all fine as.
EC's usually has a decent mix of chicks and guys, and a decent mix of chicks in Nike high-tops haha. Swish also has a pretty decent ratio... but good luck not getting kicked out.
If you want to start talking about dirty, dirty clubs... Come hit up Club 58 at 4am. Now THAT was something.
Or, come down to Strats at 5am. That's even more something haha.