couple from Zoo:
A man hits a woman with a car. Whos fault is it?
The man's, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Two Mexican cops were investigating the death of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was the victim killed?" asks one detective.
"With a golf gun", the other replies.
"A golf gun? Whats a golf gun?"
"Ive got no idea, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out.
A Catholic priest walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, "Whats wrong, my child?"
"My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and i have no way of getting home!"
The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says "This really isn't your day is it, my son?"
A doctor is examining a seriously ill woman who has been rushed to the hospital by her husband.
He takes him to one side and says to him grimly "im afraid i don't like the look of your wife at all, sir"
"Me neither, doc", says the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the children"