http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...94-2682,00.html
"Man who allegedly blew 0.42 at Christies Beach freed on bail"
Reporter: Ernest, will you ever drive again?
Ernest: "Maybe if im drunk"
ROFLWAFFLES
He stumbled out of the cop shop, had no idea where he was or how to get home. The admin people at the cop shop bought him maccas and called him a taxi.
My mum said hes a regular customer at her bank branch, and his lip isn't red "from a fight last week", its always red, ALLEGEDLY from drinking metho.