
Damo_R34
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was behind a white 33 with gtr wing and dark coloured rims down the mcintyre road hill, he turned right onto bridge rd. excellent looking 33, anyone from here?
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Sau Dinner 7pm Friday 23rd January - Watermark Hotel Glenelg
Damo_R34 replied to *flick*'s topic in South Australia
Simply providing input. Im happy with wherever we go. -
Sau Dinner 7pm Friday 23rd January - Watermark Hotel Glenelg
Damo_R34 replied to *flick*'s topic in South Australia
dang, overruled by the super mod. What about Coopers Alehouse? -
Sau Dinner 7pm Friday 23rd January - Watermark Hotel Glenelg
Damo_R34 replied to *flick*'s topic in South Australia
i say Mawson Lakes, north-friendly for a change , and they do an awesome schnit-bomb -
+1 for stoves Why didnt you do a poll?
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hey dude! you picked the right thread for that post, welcome oh and Jack, f**kN ROFL
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rofl, freak! http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...5006301,00.html and wtf is the world coming to? who ever did this deserves to be hung http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...5006301,00.html
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some intellegent, well informed opinions
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ahh that sucks! they didnt even release anything about it! geez imagine if it caught everyones pc's off guard too, the world would be in chaos
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maybe a repost, but here goes. Y2K9? rofl http://www.crn.com/retail/212700322
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What mods are you running GTT? QLD and SA laws regarding defects are vastly different, especially with your mod plate scheme.
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rofl, Poll Results Thanks for voting, here are the results so far: Have the tougher laws introduced in 2005 reduced hoon driving in SA? Yes 29% (43 votes) No 70% (105 votes) Total votes Total of 148 votes
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justjap.com?
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hoons, targeted? WHAT?
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Group Buy: R33 Gtst And R34 Gtt Cold Air Box Cover
Damo_R34 replied to ashneel's topic in Group Buys
AWESOME. Cant wait to strap it on -
anyone else back to work today?
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THREAD LIVES! Natal, South Africa, has the highest quota of Indians outside of India... Natal curry contest. If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end....... NOTE: If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Natal, you know how typical this is! They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB. Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting from America. Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a Curry Cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and so I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Beer Garden when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Natal Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted". Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CURRY # 1 - SEELAN'S MANIAC MONSTER TOMATO CURRY... Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice smooth tomato flavour. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These people are crazy. CHILLI # 2 - PHOENIX BBQ CHICKEN CURRY... Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of chicken. Slight CHILLI tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre! They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CURRY # 3 - SHAMILA'S FAMOUS "BURN DOWN THE GARAGE" CURRY... Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse curry. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of CHILLI peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call 911. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drain Cleaner. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pissed from all the beer. CHILLI # 4 - BABOOS BLACK MAGIC BEAN CURRY... Judge # 1 -- Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a curry. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Shareen, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 200kg woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is CHILLI an aphrodisiac? CHILLI # 5 LALL'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER... Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong curry. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Average beef curry, could use more tomato. Must admit the CHILLI peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her CHILLI had given me brain damage. Shareen saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them CHILLI # 6 - VERISHNEE'S VEGETARIAN VARIETY... Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety curry. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I am definitely going to shit myself if I fart and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Shareen. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone ice cream. CHILLI # 7 - SELINA'S "MOTHER-IN-LAW'S-TONGUE" CURRY... Judge # 1 -- A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of CHILLI peppers at the last moment. (I should take note at this stage that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably). Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. Ive lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least, during the autopsy, theyll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing - it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. CHILLI # 8 - NAIDOOS TOENAIL CURLING CURRY... Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending. This is a nice blend curry. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced curry. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor man, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot curry? Judge # 3 - No Report
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not sure what the intake pipe mod is, but boost control is not legal, pod must be secure, coilover suspension that is height adjustable is not legal, the adjustable camber kit must be standard, and as long as fmic is securely fitted and no cutting or re-shaping of the reo or chassis is done, it should be fine. That "mod" to the front bar probably wont pass either. Welcome to the defect state
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done and done. i know Pete wants to enter too and Heslo, cpl of nice gtr's for the display
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if Chef enters the N1, ill pay the entrance fee
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spotted you guys next to sferas
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Sau Dinner 7pm Friday 23rd January - Watermark Hotel Glenelg
Damo_R34 replied to *flick*'s topic in South Australia
yeah im keen