Fixing the airlines.
Dump the
male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
the first place.
Replace all the
female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve
food anymore, so what's the
loss?
The strippers would at least
triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course,
every businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked
women.
Because of the tips, female
flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be
so good that we could charge the women for
working the plane and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and 'special
services.'
Muslims would be afraid
to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt, and the airline industry would see record
revenues.
This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.
Why didn't Bush think of
this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill
Clinton