> Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from
> a farmer for $100.
>
> The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The
> next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
> donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my
> money back.'
>
> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it
> already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
>
> The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to
> raffle him off.' The farmer said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
> Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
>
> A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened
> with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500
> tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'
>
> The farmer said,
> 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave
> him
> his two dollars back.'