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Damo_R34

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  1. Scotchers Race Fuel
  2. I hope K Rudd goes crazy with revenge, and releases a sex tape of him and Gillard.
  3. A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened. The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour d i c k h e a d who knows bugger all about running the country.' 'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!' He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard ! ' 'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a bloody truck hit us.'
  4. This has to be Glenn's new DP, Alejandro
  5. LOL, funniest one of those i have seen in ages. "What you might as well do, is set your sack of shit up on the steepest motherf**king hill in Brisbane, roll the cunt down in reverse, and when you're near the bottom, select D and spin your open diff like its its birthday"
  6. nipples!
  7. Spotted Cara at Bp circle lights turning off Haughn Drive in salisbury north, dark coloured 32 or 33, didnt get a good enough look
  8. lol i had it up before u had fixored woo 9000!
  9. I dunno if they came in an 8.5, but if its 17 x 8 its +35
  10. you also lost the game, as have i.
  11. 4am
  12. ouch, nasty stuff http://www.best-chem.co.uk/downloads/mo_flo.pdf
  13. +1 Pete, what a shit landlord! God forbid the roof caves in, he will give you a hammer, some nails, and tell you to fix it!
  14. They are just like a Skyline, but bigger. Tiptronic standard turbo would suit daily driving (IMO), crusing through stop/go traffic is much nicer with an auto. Fuel efficiency should be fine as long as the car is standard, the tune isnt woefully rich, and your right foot isnt too heavy.
  15. -10 would have been hilarity!
  16. She looks like a boiled horse!
  17. Jesus its Jesus!
  18. Ahhh, so 1 + 1 = potato?
  19. Ultra Tune Salisbury
  20. you have an RB25
  21. best pic i got before camera battery died
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