LOL AT BEER WITH BF HAHAHAHAHAHAH
and Hitman Joke
i got one
A Irish lad flew over to a millionaires house in the Northern Territory
the millionaire invited heaps of people for a gathering
He stood up and said
"Here is a pool with a crocodile in it"
"The person to dive in and wrestle the crocodile and drag him out , i will give him a million dollars"
Without anytime to spare the Irish lad plummets into the pool wrestling the crocodile
after a good 20 minutes wrestling the Irish lad submerges with the crocodile in his hands
"Wow!! that was fantastic " said the millionaire
"Heres your 1 million dollars"
"I dont want that!" said the Irish man
"Well heres half a million"
"i dont want that either"
"Well heres the keys to my ferrari"
"i dont want that either"
"Then what do you want"
"I want the prick that pushed me in"