craig R33

Yes you, i did say pubey didnt i? yes,yes i did

HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT REALIZES THAT NO BAND-AID SOLUTION IS GONNA FIX THIS ISSUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS RANN, BUILD A DRAG-STRIP, DONT WORRY ABOUT EXTENDING SOME FUUKIN TRAM-LINE YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT.

spotten pubey yesterday on glenn osmond rd, chuckin a u'ey.. gave a toot in the fag mobile, not sure if ya heard. spotted flick today turning right onto anzacs, i was too late to wave

could be a little more money when ya come round and do this cashie for me sorry to be OT.

hmmm i smell i hi flow coming on eh?

lol at hardly normal strait pipe sounds tuff chad!

good work any one recommend a home theatre system? dont wanna spend mega bucks. keen on this LG one

my only tip, dont snap a turbo stud! its one big headf**k to get it drilled out, you gotta make nuff room there for captain thread to get his drill in! never want to go there again lol wasnt a fun way to spend my 21st thats for sure good luck!

I hate companys that try and push there weight around and make us feel small, and intimidate you into paying something thats not fair. it took 3 different tools from optus, to finally get a decent guy in the upper complaints section to understand where i was coming from. iv def. learnt a lesson! stick up for whats right when it comes to over charged bills. i honestly didnt like my chances, and if it wasnt for a few members on here encouraging me to complain, i prob would have just sucked it up and paid the full bill.

haha he actually sounded to be on my side! saying its a little wierd how i went from 5 gig a month to over 20 in this particular month! hehe, i aint gonna use demonoid like that again.

sooo...... finally got all this bs sorted with optus. i know i downlaoded a fair bit that month, but my argument was i didnt have a way to check my usage. in the end, they got scared when i have them an ombudsmen ref # first offered me a $200 discount, i laughed at them today got a call, got a $900 discount turned a $1000 bill into $100.

haha, shot myself in the foot

female siamese fighter fish are not as attractive as males, and can be kept together, males are the aggressive ones, and much better to look at.. damo, chuck him on top of your dvd player/set top box/something similar, this will help keep the water temp up, alternatively, grab a heat matt from a reptile store and sit him on that. EDIT: alternatively, stop being a pussy, and get a real set up, African Cichlids ftw

+1 bring back Ryanrb25

i could think of someone that USED to do 100k services, at a very good price. did may of them, and speaking from experience, did a fan-farkin-tastic job... if he still wants to do them, he will pop his head in and put his hand up for sure. anyone confirm?

i think your missing the meaning of pussy-whipped. yes sir, i am engaged, and happy. you see, i am still allowed out with my mates for a few bevvies, car races, or anything that tickles my fancy for that matter.. my ''mate'' on the other hand, is under the thumb, or shall i refer to him as ''pussy-whipped''. .........just sayin

i love you Luke.... wanna fudge with me?

any one want a rofl burger? flame grilled by the dragon

hmmmm, come to think of it, i may have spotted stagstock on south rd on friday morning-ish ?? in front of castle plaza?

spotted petes old GTR at a bp on north east RD, dirty little runt gave my missus a good look up and down a few times. also spotted Ben and Nene in the ultra sound waiting room in the modbury hospital this morning. hello fellow dad to be

VIRGIN AIRLINES BIGGEST THREAT!!

USA Ghetto English Class (Say these out loud when your reading so they make sense!!) The teacher asks the students to use the following words in a sentence: 1. *Cheese* Maria likes me, but cheese fat. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. * Texas* My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 9. *Wheelchair* We only have one piece left, but don't worry wheelchair. 10. *Chicken wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey har-ass-ment nothing to me. 12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. 14. *Budweiser* That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

i just seen the commercial for Bundy Red, my mouth watered and im seriously considering putting the JD back and going to the bottl-o

hahaha thanks jarrad

share the smoke?